The Past Few Days

A few days ago, my sister Laura sent me a card she made.

She should start a greeting card business, g's.

Yesterday I walked full-force into the hook on the back of a bathroom stall door. It looks kind of like I have a tattoo of a nondescript bruise on my arm and it hurts like a bitch.

Tonight I was doing the dishes, and while I was scrubbing a pot a rogue piece of broccoli leapt out of the soapy water onto the handle. For a split second I was absolutely terrified. Yeah, of broccoli. I thought it was a mutant praying mantis or something.

Ooh, and my sister's gonna have another baby! So that's exciting, although it's not like my title changes. Maybe I'll add another 'a' to the word 'aunt' for every niece or nephew my sisters pop out. Yahoo for me, I'm gonna be an aaunt!